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I'm sorry. I can't stay long. I've got my daughter in town.
When are you gonna realize that grades don't matter outside of school?
Next time you decide to have a party without me, Jeffrey,
of this tacky chair.
Professor, if you could just give us a minute,
Oh! I didn't get anyone gifts,
and I'm definitely not rambling, there's no heat.
at least have the decency to do it when I'm in spin class.
Well, he asked me to get my fit bum to the kitchen for a refill,
Cool.
Apparently watching Invictus didn't do the trick.
And these two guys are Jeffrey.
Now, if you'll excuse us, we have some gifts to open.
We're gonna find out who did it when we get our grade.
I wonder, does anyone take issue with that pairing?
Be honest. Your section sucked, right?
Uh!
Are you sure you don't have a problem with our age difference?
You see that?
JEFF: Tom Waits, you guys. Tom Waits!
I tanked my section. I knew you guys would all work hard, so I just coasted.
You dropped it to an F, thereby proving the work on the page
I gotta drop a deuce. See you, guys.
CHANG: Mine first, mine first.
we had to assume you were coming after me or Britta.
as I really loaded up on that dreadful tapas.