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Nor was anyone else.
I mean, they already hate you for this disaster of a party.
What? Abed?
Uh! I would never turn against the group. I'm not talking about you.
I will give an A right now to the first person that unties me.
Yeah, I wish you were even younger. Now, the others are waiting.
ALL: What?
Look at us. Our group's first grown-up Christmas party.
All true, but I'm probably not your best target.
Exactly what the betrayer would say.
Milady. Heh.
That I did it because I'm lonely?
why they did so poorly on this paper or shall I?
We hold all the cards as long as we stay united.
We can't. Someone will get the A. No one wants to screw the group.
Good God. Shh.
so that's good. Kevin's showing him a card trick.
I'm getting it. No means yes.
so my gift to you all is you get to lord it over me for the next year.
love whatever he loves, and by the end of the night
I know you were bummed about not doing Die Hard in a restaurant.
A gift creates obligation. I don't see it that way.
You were full of Scotch when things took a dark turn.
the smartest person at the dumbest school?
These people, they're not here to support you.
So you go like this, go.
Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock
Tom Waits was-- Agh! You cost me Valedictorian.
And, Kevin, you're one of us. Thank you.
So let's hear it from the one person who needs that A the most,