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Thanks for hosting. I hope you don't mind.
The rest of you will fail.
And that's coming from Jeff, and we used to date, so--
I mean, I will call the police and you will all go to jail.
I'm saying the professor can't get any more tied up,
Maybe it can come up to a C-minus, or who knows, perhaps an A.
Can you keep a secret? Yeah.
All right.
a little less short-term corporate housing.
Yeah. Buttered noodles. My favorite.
Rizzoli and Isles, when I heard-- Wait a minute.
I have to start with the bad news. It's about our history paper.
I have some good news and some bad news.
Professor, you were never tied up.
Kevin, bad! I have Changnesia, I'm not a dog.
let's just take the idea of the police off the table, shall we, professor?
So, Ms. Edison, it's decision time, isn't it?
Now that we're all here. Oh, wait.
First, he's tied up. JEFF: First, you're tied up,
I have carefully cultivated a persona that screams, "You're on your own."
I wonder what's happening in the darkest timeline.
Jeff? Is it me?
That, yes, empires fall, but we're no empire.
It's the obligation that's a gift.
Let's totally return them. Jeff. Live with them for one night.
No way. I read an entire book on the Peloponnesian War.
Typical phallo-centric worldview.
Give me some rope Tie me to dream
Why don't we just let him go? It's Christmas.
What the hell is your game?
Let me explain why you won't do that.
My client, Ms. Edison, did rob several drug stores,
And asparagus wrapped in salmon.