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- Me? How am I jealous? - Yeah, you're jealous
Okay, these idiots are convinced that you're a hooker,
Well done, Danny, you brought home the wrong girl.
Always waitin' on the men, am I right?
she lives in Brooklyn, originally from Yonkers,
let's remember the rule: no magic in front of the baby.
- Ben. - I know.
(sighs)
I... I'm holdin' those for a friend.
He met her at the Belvedere, AKA, hooker hangout.
Could you just wait here for one second?
Welcome.
It... It just proves that I'm a bad listener.
So you say she stayed... I don't know... about an hour.
I know.
Okay, fine, the truth is,
Guilty as sin.
Seems my night just opened up.
at the end of the bar, man.
It's literally her job to agree.
And, uh, buh-bye.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey. Hey, man.
Dude, what is wrong with you?
- I didn't pay for it. - I hear the first time's usually free.
So, where's the new girlfriend?
and then maybe you guys could go out a couple more times,
Please stop me when you hear one of those you like.
Maybe there just is no happy ending for us.
Let's be honest, I could use a break.
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