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Okay, these idiots are convinced that you're a hooker,
Maybe there just is no happy ending for us.
And, uh, buh-bye.
He met her at the Belvedere, AKA, hooker hangout.
It's literally her job to agree.
- I didn't pay for it. - I hear the first time's usually free.
and then maybe you guys could go out a couple more times,
It... It just proves that I'm a bad listener.
Could you just wait here for one second?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey. Hey, man.
at the end of the bar, man.
Well done, Danny, you brought home the wrong girl.
I know.
Please stop me when you hear one of those you like.
(sighs)
Guilty as sin.
So, where's the new girlfriend?
Welcome.
So you say she stayed... I don't know... about an hour.
Seems my night just opened up.
- Me? How am I jealous? - Yeah, you're jealous
Okay, fine, the truth is,
Always waitin' on the men, am I right?
she lives in Brooklyn, originally from Yonkers,
I... I'm holdin' those for a friend.
Let's be honest, I could use a break.
let's remember the rule: no magic in front of the baby.
Dude, what is wrong with you?
- Ben. - I know.