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Oh, honey. Oh, this...
Do you smell smoke?
- In fact, it's actually better if I don't know... - I'm guilty.
Okay. So she's the hot one sitting in the middle of the bar.
- Race you to the courthouse. - Okay.
Hey, Selena Gomez.
Why am I still talkin' to you?
Well, who's ridiculous now? (laughs)
Yep, it's all you.
Well, maybe we can be lonely together.
and if that doesn't convince you, look at her.
but Lord knows that decision baffled you for 20 years.
You did it. I mean, you. You actually did it.
Though I feel like you were maybe considering it.
Laney? Yes. Laney. Laney.
Wow. Look at that. A hooker with a heart of gold.
God, I... I knew I was smart to pick you, huh?
Dua Lipa stupid Maxum Man.
I'm not paying her.
what's makin' you two smile like weird home-schooled kids?
But if you hold me out over the fire escape,
- I am. Real estate fraud. - That could still be her.
Did he pick you up at the Belvedere?
- You're not a hooker? - No, I'm not a hooker.
Look, you will be fine.
I'm holding it for a friend, his name is Ben Wheeler,
between you and Tucker, and I have a proposition for you.