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Anyway, enough about every detail of my life.
Bah!
I'm already smoking and laughing. What more do you want?
Bean! No!
[all gasp]
Now what? Whoa!
Lucky for you, I'm a patron of the arts.
Anyone not tied down better plug your ears.
[gulps]
[all gasp angrily]
There's no conflict here.
Yes, well, I suppose the life-giving magic may take a while.
And this one's so poisonous you can't even hold it in a bottle. [chuckles]
[grunting]
Not one mention of your fuzzy muzzles. Climb aboard.
Did it work?
Dad, you can't just cage him. Elves are jolly by nature.
I've never heard a song so sweet and delicate.
Arr, you'll want to put the wax in before you hear me answer.
[theme music playing]
Shut your snouts, you dumb pigs, or I'm gonna... Oh, wait.
Just go cut the ropes.
I can't hear you! I've got wax in my ears!
Uh... Should we be doing something?
Well, no. I couldn't do it.
What a gullible idiot.
and it's charting a course for Mermaid Island.
The essence is that there is enormously potent magic in elves' blood.
the mystical essence of life itself.
But before we marry
All I care about is this sweet, precious elf.
They've spotted us. Defend the barge or risk losing your deposit.
Anything... goes.
The head of the Borc admiral!
Or that one either.
As Merkimer's fiancée, I'd like to say a few words.
Mermaids, attack!