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[Mertz] Merkimer may be gone, but at least he prepaid for the barge.
I don't know.
[biting]
This island has real mermaids?
And you don't want to mix those up, believe me.
Rawr.
[bubbling]
To port, a sunset so beautiful
My brain feels dry.
[squeals]
Uh... Ham chowder. No, that's a chowder. Uh...
Neither one of you was to blame. It was both of you. You both killed us.
to regrow his Lordship's once-lavish hair.
Hey! Death is the easy way out!
Fly!
Hi, I'm Elfo!
Good point.
[laughs mockingly] See? Even the gods don't want you to do it.
Hey.
Ah, to hell with it. Bean may be crazy, but she's right.
- King fight! King fight! - Come on.
- [all chant] Spin the elf! Spin the elf! - Spin the... [screams]
So drink responsibly!
But I know one thing, and I know it real good,
That's why I insist you have a bachelor party.