Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But the worst lies ahead!
Look, in the distance! The lights of the kingdom!
Uh, might we borrow this little man for a moment?
Looks like I picked the wrong day to wear sandals.
Our first experiment with the elf blood was inconclusive.
Perhaps if I had more to work with...
[loudly] What?
We'll scrub you right up, as clean as a child on his funeral day.
Very well. I'm in.
My prince, may I give you one last kiss for good luck?
Elf defense? Try self-defense.
- It's not. - Don't be so negative.
Then we could join the search party
and you and I can look at each other and try not to laugh.
He's dead.
[man] Really? Fascinating. Exquisite.
If it's smooth jazz, I will destroy this place.
Enough rigmarole. Bring in the blushing groom.
They need to prance and dance.
Whoa!
[clucks then coughs]
I'm not gonna hurt this little guy. I'm gonna leech the magic out of him.
Now let's see how fast we can forget it.
[weakly] If I say no, will I seem less manly?
On the forearm, for whatever reason?
before spending the rest of your life with the boring, bossy me.
[distorted trumpet sound]
To starboard, man-eating sharks.
It'll be way out on the open seas where the only law is the law of no laws.