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Perhaps it could perk up my poor, tuckered dong.
Ah, also maybe.
You don't care about me.
Hmm.
I'm not a cat!
[chuckles nervously] Woo!
and that's [stutters] I don't want to marry this pig.
Oh. Excuse me.
Are we standing in that moment right now? Maybe.
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
Let's head back.
[bells ringing]
"I'm Already Smoking And Laughing. What More Do You Want?"
You're playing to your strengths, and not mine.
[chuckling nervously] So, Merkimer, I know I've been a little cold and distant,
[stutters] Help yourself! Do it. Do it. Do it!
You're right. I'll go have a few drinks and we'll figure something out.
Mop Girl, milk him.
I was just admiring the towel. My people don't have terrycloth.
Fire the cannon!
This whole cursed wedding is canceled.
If you no like I fixeh
I cannot marry that pig Merkimer. [stutters] I can't do it.
I'm Merkimer. I can't wait to meet you. I don't need your names, though.
I'm feeling optimistic.
Anything goes.
I’m already smoking and laughing, what more do you want?
Could this elf's blood be the key to my wildest dream?
and I would never call you that even if you were!
First of all, sweetie, shut up.
[whooping]
Why don't you pick on someone your own size? Like a barn!
[squeals]