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It's not just named after Gerald K. Mermaid?
[blows]
[grunts]
[squirting]
Don't panic. We can slip away unnoticed
Clearly, the volume of blood was inadequate.
I just need to pick his brain.
Then they shouldn't have given me these big bad buck teeth.
Sure, you're a violent alcoholic, but you're not a killer.
And after you kill him we can hide the body.
Did you know that pigs are 80% blood?
[Merkimer] Ooh!
And may I say what a deep honor it is to assist His Majesty in this most...
[walruses singing]
Uh... Chili... I guess that's not a soup.
[footsteps approaching]
[screaming]
You're a sweet person.
[playing happy tune on flute]
[grunts]
Ladies, the legends do not do you justice.
Dear God, you've mangled my exquisite face!
Plus, I don't see anyone else storming your castle, princess.
I feel weak and queasy.
This is a plateau of peace.
Ugh, I told you, my name is Elfo. Elmo was my house. I lived in an elm.
Was I the only one hoping for more blood?
[grunting]
along with this priceless sack of elf.
Aye, 'twas held together mainly by stains.
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