Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I figured we could go somewhere quiet, maybe with low lighting and...

Well, I was drunk. You can't hold me to that.

She is a talented performer...

Hey, Rachel. April Rhodes, Rachel Berry.

I could get fired for this.

You were right, Mr. Schue. She'd massacre Mariah in a diva-off.

You don't know the choreography.

We ended up in Cleveland slinging hash at Ralph's Bait Shop and Waffle House.

Uh, happy gambling. Here we go.

# Somebody to love #

I get five or six appointments on a good day, from my World Wide Web page...

Sorry I'm late. My Vespa had a flat.

- Can I ask you a question? - Yeah.

and you're giving it to someone whose brain is soaked in corn booze.

I know how hard it was for you.

When I gave you this part I thought you could handle it, but clearly you can't.

- Well, is it bad that you haven't been sick then? - Oh, no, honey...

Students like yourself.

We appreciate what you're trying to do, but she's no Rachel.

I don't know what's gonna happen in the future. I just wanna spend more time with you now.

Terri says she's pregnant, but really she's faking and Mr. Schuester doesn't know.

- # You just keep losin' and losin' # - # I'm okay, I'm all right #

# Oh, my mama would be so ashamed #

But she's not in the Glee Club anymore.

I huffed a lot of upholstery cleaner in the '90s.

# Seemed like the real thing but I was so blind ##

And hey, there's always Branson.

# I'm lying here The room's pitch dark #

# What good is sitting #

So, this is a beautiful five-bedroom with wood-burning fireplace and...

# All the odds are #

# What I was gettin' into #

with a high school flame, Andy.

Pink's your favorite color, right?

So is my primo collection of vintage muscle magazines. Want 'em?

- They fail you on purpose? - Yeah.

I just got back from the emergency room.

I'm never lettin' it go.

I got Rachel to come back to Glee, so I figure we have a real shot at it.