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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
and right now, sex is the last thing I want to think about.
Peter...
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm meeting Fairy God Quagmire
Peter, I've had a long day at work,
Business trip, Lois. Going to Chicago City.
Listen, I... I got to be honest with you.
Ooh, hi, Classy.
What's on your mind?
♪ Laugh and cry
Oh, that beef bowl is wrecking me.
...sexy.
Ah.
Oh, God.
It was just in my imagination,
I might hit someone with my car
Unfortunately for you, that man is very, very Jewish
My name's Randy.
(muffled grunting)
It's why I've always wanted a birdhouse.
I-I felt something.
I was providing for our family.
Or maybe an average bird who bought a Bowflex.
To me it... it just proves
(giggles) Nothing at all, sweetheart.
Ah, ah, ah.Keep going.
What can I do for you?
Classy.
I haven't had an interview in a while,
You bet your sweet ass I am.
Hi, I'm sorry,
hayley tries her best to be a bowmpabohoompa dosen't she? she does and she tries and tries again but never succeeds.
Okay, why don't you go ahead
like Secretary of Energy Steven Chu.
Excuse me, would you mind taking a look at my résumé?