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You got a, you got a rodent situation?
Family, I want you to meet my falcon, Xerxes.
Yeah, what are you talking about?
And yet for Christmas,
Hello, American Airlines' magazine?
Hey, Lois.
(choking)
You must be a phone whore.
So exhausting having to do that open-mouth smile
I'm starting to think that whole Chicago City
to go see the gynecologist, wasn't I?
I would never meet one of those people, ever.
I guess I could understand that.
3 x 5 x 13 x 19 = 3705
You won't get away with this.
Listen, I want to double-team you on the phone with my son.
Eight (bleep) hours later...
And I also lied about the giant chef's hat.
You were lying.
Yeah, go ahead and roll that up
PETER: Brown house.
Thanks for having me, Bonnie.
Ah, I got to say, I was fantastic.
Are you Peter Griffin?
(coughing)
Ooh, that's nice.
I know.
Besides, anything that comes out,
who's filling in for rashed? erin.
Well, just hope he's not standing on your soft spot.
Guess I'll just go back to coughing.
You-you-you-you is the phone lady,
Not to worry, Lois.
I-I wasn't really cheating 'cause it was with you.
For Xerxes, every meal is a pageant.
And I'm just, uh...
Why the hell were you doing phone sex?!
So you got to meet me.
(Persian accent): Eh, tweet, tweet.