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We should have our own TV show.
(phone ringing)
And we have one beautiful child.
I could buy pots and pans at Williams-Sonoma.
So, how was your first day of voice-over?
In some way, I think I did.
who's filling in for annia mak? tracey mak.
Both my heart and my wiener
lots of crazy things
Ew, there's a toenail in this.
We don't know either.
They call me that 'cause I got a big twist
and count it really slowly.
blu mark means someone does what you say oops i took a shit in my pants
Okay, no budget cut.
Yay!
Really?
A birdhouse.
You know, I got the greatest wife in the world.
Ugh, her doing voice-over?
I'm Classy.
(gasping)
There's Meg and Dummy and Big Head.
Well, the small lies don't matter.
I know. It's like our privates were shaking hands
Who wants to hear that?
is looking at a four-percent budget cut.
Talk to anyone interesting?
Oh, thank God. Thought I was gonna have to go back
No! Sock Lois doesn't feel authentic to me anymore.
Oh.
You never want to do it no more.
Good. Don't.
Hey, I was right about telling you
(whispers): Oh, my God.
Damn it, Peter,
Oh. Oh, my.
Eight (bleep) hours later...
But did you ever feel like something was missing?
Yeah. Well, I guess I could try it.
I just needed someone to talk to.
♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
I'm sorry, Chris.
You got a handkerchief?
Um, hi, Classy, I'm, uh, Peter.
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