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I just hope whoever moves in
I represent the man
No, not really.
don't get married.
Fuck Balls
I can get you steady work with a voice like that.
Good. Don't.
You've got a wife!
and I will eat whatever Xerxes brings me.
don't do it don't
This is awesome.
has sent over a preliminary budget.
Yeah, I mean, I was just goofing around
Who are you?
Hey, you want to see a funny comic?
Okay, you think you can fit anything else in your mouth?
Oh, dear.
Wow, thank you.
Possible to get rid of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Mickey f is a big fat machine Microwave your feet ass
Lois barely wants to do it no more.
I can always take home to her.
(clears throat)
Trust me, Peter.
I mean it, you guys, this no-sex thing doesn't work.
Yeah, and-and the bigger one had a hair
I haven't performed since I was in Stewman Group.
I'd like to see some vaginas, please.
Now, what else you got there?
Peter, what the hell?
Did you get a packet from HR
Admit you got a rodent in there.
(whispers): You son of a bitch!
We have no money.
Look, you name the place and the time,
Uh, what does Xerxes eat?
It makes me want to hear more of your voice.
So, Peter, how was your day?
Ah, ah, ah.
Scatterbrained governor.
"Falcon stolen."
Yes, for playing Maryann on Cybill.
I wasn't.
Well, if you think about it,