Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'No, not here. No, this can't happen! '

Well, we did once talk about me doing

"Except, As It Turns Out, For The Cor Anglais."

'Yes, little Tetraminos, you fit neatly together and dissolve

That's not the favour?!

Remember when we made you wank off Perchy's dog for a fiver?

So are we off for a pint, or what?

Oh, er, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's what we all want, a racially pure nation.

FOUR CENTRE BACKS, CARLO? FOUR? THAT'S INSANE.

Oh, come on, Mark. Germans?

No, sure. Yeah. Absolutely. Of course.

Look, no, all right?

I mean, you'll never get it off entirely, but, you know.

Hello, er, Dave, it's Mark here. I'm an old friend of Gog's.

but slavery? The Holocaust?

Too good for the rowie / chipper banter are we? We're having a laugh, 2stars, a bloody good laugh!

5 eggs Raj? 5? That's insane

but maybe I should... confront him... again, more.

But, as your manager...

'I'll say I'm very upset and go and sit on the loo and never explain.'

You've kicked the crack?

FIVE CAPTAINS, UNAI? FIVE? THAT'S INSANE.

When you do a jobby

Looks like it, yeah.

I've got a commission! It's big and it's fat and it's going right up your white-bread arse!

You mean... This is... Are we?

I'd like to see 'em run like that carrying real Sten guns.

- How are you feeling, Super Hans? - Totally fine.

Too good for a relationship are we? We're having a laugh Nick,a bloody good laugh!

I'm not sick but I'm not well

We've got to hurt him on principle. Hit him with the fucking bat, Jez.