Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Everybody's turned it down? - Not everybody. We've had guests.
No! Help! There's a monster trying to kill me!
What was that supposed to mean?
As soon as I get hooked up for cable...
- Wasted! - Extinct!
And we're gonna rip out a virgin's heart, 2-3-4.
Watch it, you're liable to give a man a permanent injury, 2-3-4.
Suddenly I realized I'm supposed to be in traffic court...
Might not be a bad idea.
Which is: Merlin Olsen sells flowers, what does Alex Karras sell?
...is watching your hair in that show. - Interesting.
Why? Because people trust Alex Karras, okay?
You know, it's more of a hex. It's not so much terrifying as it is insulting.
If you get mobbed, you're on your own. Alex, watch my back.
Now that I'm unhappy, I'm much happier about myself.
...only it goes down a lot smoother." I think that's brilliant.
- Yes. - All right. You know...
...it's difficult for us to get out without being hounded by lots of people...
You in cahoots with the FCC?
Oh, no, no!
...for a little culture.
- How much? - People won't be able to look at you...