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That's irrelevant.
Did you really want to be a pole-vaulter?
Thanks, Mr. E.
I think of you more like, like my dad.
So, um, you're pregnant.
In Canada-- it's very big up there.
AC/DC?
You're coming home with me for Christmas.
There is now.
I thought you said he dresses up as Santa.
Excuse me.
I know it's not Canada, but it starts with a "C"
Here's 20 for picking up a girl with only one word.
Ah, cool.
Apparently, after child birth,
That's what I'm talking about!
Here, let me just...
An airplane ticket to Cleveland?
Do you, do you mind if I call you "son"?
I'm... Mr. Eriksen.
My four-inch nipples are going to crack and bleed?!
But, it's just, I already knew
Take it away from you.
Scott!
Though, he keeps the beard.