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I'm... Mr. Eriksen.
Do you, do you mind if I call you "son"?
Did you really want to be a pole-vaulter?
Take it away from you.
Thanks, Mr. E.
That's irrelevant.
I know it's not Canada, but it starts with a "C"
Here's 20 for picking up a girl with only one word.
Apparently, after child birth,
My four-inch nipples are going to crack and bleed?!
An airplane ticket to Cleveland?
There is now.
Here, let me just...
Ah, cool.
Scott!
So, um, you're pregnant.
You're coming home with me for Christmas.
AC/DC?
That's what I'm talking about!
But, it's just, I already knew
I thought you said he dresses up as Santa.
Excuse me.
Though, he keeps the beard.
I think of you more like, like my dad.
In Canada-- it's very big up there.