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I just found out I can never...
Later that week, as I was enjoying every second
She just ran out of there crying.
even though it's what most women want.
- You can't have a baby! - I can't have a baby!
Most women want to be a pole-vaulter?
All right.
Barney.
not pregnant.
and help me out?
♪ On the highway to hell ♪
no one to keep me from traveling
Well, Mrs. Scherbatsky,
I haven't set foot in a bar in years.
Guess what this is!
That's wonderful!
Did I pass out?
Kids, your Aunt Robin never became a pole-vaulter,
he plays Santa as a woman.
Kids. Stop.
Barney, what are we doing here?
I hate Mannheim Steamroller.
Pratfall!
You're just gonna have to deal with it.
W... What happened?
I want to show you that having a kid
Damn it.
The nipple butter stops the bleeding.