Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh. (CHUCKLES) Uh...

It's a little early, don't you think?

What I mean is, the problem is not gonna be solved in this room

MAX: (ON VOICEMAIL) Hey, this is Max. Leave a message.

Your brother, Jake.

Oh, that's very kind of you, sir. Thank you.

Well, I've been trying to access the Hong Kong satellite.

We can all fly home to Atlanta together.

I was supposed to look after you.

MAN: Get the president to cover! Hurry!

but you just keep talking.

My access has been blocked.

REPORTER 3: Mr. President, a moment before you head to Orlando?

No, Jake, that didn't go well at any point.

What happened out there?

Phase one commencing now.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning. Satellite on collision course.

You've never told me anything about eavesdropping.

No, ljust didn't answer your ridiculous demand.

but we pulled it off.

- Get to cover! Under the bridge. - Sir.

SENATOR CROSS: This meeting is adjourned.

You know, making it look like a predicted pattern of malfunction,

Makmoud was prepping diagnostics on the Afghan sat

(PANTING) They said it was urgent. What is it?

What's with all the car parts?

No, I have priorities and you,

We all watched that on the telly.

Man, I need to shake your hand.

Come on, let's do it.

I have the money. I'm sorry.

The file's under a White House security network, and it's just not hackable.

A president's schedule always changes last minute.

- Marry her. -(PANTING)

We should've done this a long time ago, huh?

Because they were planted.

UTE: There are no cameras allowed in the locker rooms.

and the last thing we need is some Washington stooge to come supervise us.

Pull up the satellite closest to cflficalovefload.

Did you hear about the gas main explosions in Hong Kong?

I'm not good at the, like, "Talk about your daddy issues"

Uh, she's keeping things off the monitor channels,

You know what? He got so caught up in all the excitement.

Wait, wait! Wait a minute.

Honey, that's the Postal Service.

Take that times 1,000.

Yes! Come here. Yes!

Please, sir. Look, I'll explain everything in the car.

MICKEY: We've lost all control of the Tokyo satellite.

Shuttle launch sequence initiated.

So let's just go to the president and tell him what we know.

It should have come down by now.

As you know, as per UN Resolution 28-14,

See ifwe can turn one of the shuttles around.

Of a major issue on the space station.

REPORTER 2: Thoughts before you head to the national convention in Orlando, sir?

Whatever you're looking for,

I don't know. I don't know.

Dutch Boy was all you ever gave a damn about.

Yeah, you were the German scientist. You were here when I was here.

Hi, Jake. I'm Sarah, Max's fiance.

Shit. (SIGHS) Neither do I.

Now, Why'd you make us do this in the first place?

And I know what you're gonna say.

Oh, Christ. We're gonna lose him. We're gonna lose him!

No, no, no. We can't do that, sir.

(BIRDS CALLING)

Yeah, well, you're lucky to be alive.

Third number, nine again.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Move along, sir.

Whoever did that

Never listen to me.

All right, well, I need you to believe in me now.

Simple. We shut down all Central Asian satellites

You know, you were right, little brother.

That's great! You kidding me?

MAX: They all end the same way.

NEWSCASTER: These pipes had not been well maintained or upgraded in years.

Anyone with level three access and above.

so how about we start with names and positions?

JAKE: Wait. Hold up.