Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes! Come here. Yes!

So let's just go to the president and tell him what we know.

Phase one commencing now.

You know, making it look like a predicted pattern of malfunction,

Now, Why'd you make us do this in the first place?

Of a major issue on the space station.

- Marry her. -(PANTING)

Hi, Jake. I'm Sarah, Max's fiance.

Third number, nine again.

Makmoud was prepping diagnostics on the Afghan sat

but we pulled it off.

SENATOR CROSS: This meeting is adjourned.

MAN: Get the president to cover! Hurry!

Honey, that's the Postal Service.

No, ljust didn't answer your ridiculous demand.

Shit. (SIGHS) Neither do I.

What I mean is, the problem is not gonna be solved in this room

Anyone with level three access and above.

You've never told me anything about eavesdropping.

We all watched that on the telly.

(PANTING) They said it was urgent. What is it?

MICKEY: We've lost all control of the Tokyo satellite.

NEWSCASTER: These pipes had not been well maintained or upgraded in years.

Take that times 1,000.

Please, sir. Look, I'll explain everything in the car.

Shuttle launch sequence initiated.

and the last thing we need is some Washington stooge to come supervise us.

Your brother, Jake.

The file's under a White House security network, and it's just not hackable.

You know, you were right, little brother.

I have the money. I'm sorry.

Simple. We shut down all Central Asian satellites

It's a little early, don't you think?

No, no, no. We can't do that, sir.

Oh, that's very kind of you, sir. Thank you.

UTE: There are no cameras allowed in the locker rooms.

We can all fly home to Atlanta together.

Yeah, you were the German scientist. You were here when I was here.

A president's schedule always changes last minute.

Whoever did that

Oh. (CHUCKLES) Uh...

(BOTH GRUNTING)

That's great! You kidding me?

Wait, wait! Wait a minute.

- Get to cover! Under the bridge. - Sir.

As you know, as per UN Resolution 28-14,

I don't know. I don't know.

but you just keep talking.

And I know what you're gonna say.

Man, I need to shake your hand.

You know what? He got so caught up in all the excitement.

Whatever you're looking for,

No, I have priorities and you,

Uh, she's keeping things off the monitor channels,

Because they were planted.

Well, I've been trying to access the Hong Kong satellite.

No, Jake, that didn't go well at any point.

We should've done this a long time ago, huh?

MAX: They all end the same way.

Oh, Christ. We're gonna lose him. We're gonna lose him!

Dutch Boy was all you ever gave a damn about.

I'm not good at the, like, "Talk about your daddy issues"

I was supposed to look after you.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning. Satellite on collision course.

Never listen to me.

All right, well, I need you to believe in me now.

Pull up the satellite closest to cflficalovefload.

It should have come down by now.

JAKE: Wait. Hold up.

so how about we start with names and positions?

My access has been blocked.

See ifwe can turn one of the shuttles around.

Come on, let's do it.

Move along, sir.

MAX: (ON VOICEMAIL) Hey, this is Max. Leave a message.

REPORTER 3: Mr. President, a moment before you head to Orlando?

Yeah, well, you're lucky to be alive.

REPORTER 2: Thoughts before you head to the national convention in Orlando, sir?

(BIRDS CALLING)

What happened out there?

Did you hear about the gas main explosions in Hong Kong?

What's with all the car parts?