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The results of your "me" scan are in.
So I can match my rose corsage to them.
This is just one of those classic scheduling snafus.
the results of my Cat scan to see if I have a brain tumor.
Um...
I mean, I haven't done anything on my bucket list.
Maybe she's a witch.
You mean a veterinarian or a
Switch the "w" for a "b" and add "class 'a' murdering" to it.
Treat it for tetanus and redress the wound.
I can't believe you fell for the four-move checkmate.
Unh-unh.
Better than Gang Mexican.
I guess it's true what they say: "Can't live with them,"
Yup. Baby breath.
Okay.
That's okay.
Gangrene?
How do we not know this?
Seriously, how's that not funny?!
I didn't -- I didn't mean that as a joke.
Are you experiencing any other symptoms?
Boom!
Would that be rape?
Hmm. Let me see.
Let's go with Andy this time.
Adorable.
Right. And if I win, you come with me.