Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll just press all these.
Oh, oh...
- No can do, Friday's out. - Then forget the whole deal.
Ready? High-five. Low-five. Baby-five. Bye.
Can a person past a certain age change?
- Just don't let him find the bag. - No problem.
- Don't force-feed him like that. - I'm not!
You've got a terrific view. No roommate to bug you. Television.
I'm sorry I made you meet that mean man. Never again.
- "Cut back on cholesterol." - Now he doesn't eat cheesecake.
Stick this in here... There it goes.
Albert, was that woman pretty?
You'd better not. We've still got to be careful.
- Here, fella, go find your grandma. - Thanks for nothing.
- Leave it on football. - Leave it alone.
- Breathe deep. - Don't try to help, just drive!
Reminding Poppy to take deep breaths during a panic attack
- He's from artificial insemination. - I've known Mollie for years.
I'm surprised, that's usually the first thing she says.
Move the circle around and we're off.
- Don't I look good? - You look slightly cute.
Why are school shirts mixed up with after-school shirts?
- Maintenance flights are free. - You get everything for free.
Hello
Who wants a surprise? Could be lunch meat or peaches.
- Mikey, lay off him. - What a crack-up.
Can I borrow some of yours? Coffee regular, I love it.
- One aerobics class. - Saturday.
- And what about Mikey? - Count on me. Whatever he needs.
You'll lose him.
I do this to make money, but not for long.
- Is that a deal? - Just bring the milk.
- Mollie! - Albert!
All right.
What have you got there? A hand?
You're not going to get caught. I'll do something for you, okay.
Go for the body!
Say "Hi, Julie."
Check your water.
- Is it yours? - Yeah, but he needs a mother.
That's why Jimmy loves you so much.
I know, I've already said that. I didn't plan on this.
- But I know it wasn't a mistake. - I bet he's glad to hear that.
He'll have your sweet face and my business sense.
- That's how you handle a woman. - Really?
She's gone!
Mikey needs a father.
Where my thumbs. Where are my thumbs? I want to suck my thumbs.
Find someone you have something in common with, like Daddy and me.
- I'll get you cleaned up. - Use the washroom in the back.
Come here, Mikey. Say bye-bye to Mama.
Straighten this up properly.
If I thought like that, we wouldn't have had so much fun the first week.
- Who says? - All those doctors.
- They took me to the beauty salon. - Where's the elevator.
- I wanted to do it. - Let me give you a ride home.
Jerk.
Albert's shrink said his wife would never recover if he kept seeing me.
Mikey, I've got to go. See you.
Here's the head... isn't it?
- Don't count on it. - Besides, my woman will wait.
- It was just a joke to relax you. - I'm just so nervous.
- Hey, you're up. - My baby! Honey, honey...
- How about some Demerol? - God, that'd be great!
- Hello! - I was wrong.
- This wasn't a planned pregnancy? - This wasn't even a planned affair.
- You knew I was with him. - You might be a kidnapper.
Come on, keep up, you kids. Here we go.
- You've got to calm down. - Get me some drugs.