Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You've got to use Lamaze. My sister-in-law used it.
James... where's he going?
I'm looking for a guy who's not married, -
- There you go. - Let's go find James.
- Where's the director's office? - Down the hall.
Are you responsible enough to be a father?
I try to call, but I can't do it.
I'm sorry I said anything about Dr. Spock.
Hey let's get some new baby pics down here
Someone with a small mouth and good hair...
More mail for Vincent Ubriacco. I don't even know this guy.
Who wants a surprise? Could be lunch meat. Could be peaches. Who knows.
- I still ain't eating it. - Yummy.
Thank you very much, but this happens to be illegal.
Where are we going now? Hey, don't drop me.
It hurts. Don't do it that way.
You've got to love her.
You know I'm leaving Beth. It just takes time.
How could you be in love with her and then in love with me?
I have to be very clear on the choices I make for him.
No, Barney. How many diapers does he go through a day? Six.
Is he taking a dump??
Wait a minute, I see something.
She probably wouldn't have picked my father, either.
Are you okay?
- Now they're gone. - You're still cute.
Please, give me a second chance. This has been like a bad dream.
A lot of guys would feel threatened by a woman always wanting to pay.
- How old are you now, Mollie? - 33.
He's become abusive and violent.
- Hiya, Mickey. - Look at that hat.
- Sucker. - Good.
- Thirsty? - Go ahead.
Not unless she suffered any injury. What's the little woman been up to?
- Then where is she? - Sit down. I'll find her for you.
You said you were artificially inseminated.
Don't do that here. That's a $10,000 desk!
- No, you're pretty. - I look like a big, fat pilgrim.
Albert, I'm so happy!
She said writing made her ass spread.
The babysitter? He's not the frozen pop, is he?
You won't find your father here.
Sucker
- Bye. - My little angel-head.
I hope they don't get stuck together.
Watch this.
I'm sorry she's bulimic.
There's one big difference. They were rock legends. You're not.
Okay, this'll pass. Watch the head.
This is definitely it. This is the place.
That's all I need. A baby telling me what an idiot I am.
It sounds like the people in the next compartment are.