Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you trying to say? Mikey, don't touch that.
He probably thinks we're going to end up together.
Don't you want a smart baby?
Hey, there goes James.
Is he taking a dump? No he’s thinking real hard.
- I was baby-sitting for you. - That means the baby stays here!
- Come on. - Here.
A perfectly good head of lettuce, just peel off the outer layers.
- Mollie, how's Mickey? - Mikey.
He looks so sweet with the kids. If only Beth would stop throwing up.
Too much fruit
If you don't hold still, I can't do this. It doesn't hurt.
- You put it in your pocket! - These are mine.
Hit me. Hit it again.
"By the second trimester they are identifiable."
He's not a hostage! He's a mean old bastard!
- You're stealing my mail! - I'm not stealing your mail.
- This is a good place to spot him. - Mikey!
His father's in piece goods. His mother works in cosmetics.
Look at all those daddies.
- Do this. - Jeez!
Right back at you, babe.
There's a 62 % higher rate of cancer in people who live with smokers.
What are you trying to say? You don't want me to move in yet?
- That's lda's grandson. - Come on, I'm in a hurry.
You're pushing it. All right, it's a deal.
I don't know about you, but I'm beat.
Nothing would come out.
God! I need some drugs.
Is getting pregnant by a married man responsible?
Right down here, kids. Here we go.
What a surprise!
I finally got you both together.
I'm doing a good job. This is easy! What a good sensation!
When Beth had the girls, she had a reading of their past lives.
Could be Peaches Could be lunch meat
Bill always says no problem. The man can't speak English.
Miss, excuse me...
Free phone calls, free lunches... You're a scam artist.
Pearlman's doing the bank recs. Rubenstein's doing the quarterlies.
That silver plane is a VJ-10.
- You want to go flying? - That would be way too expensive.
- I'll baby-sit. - Come on...
All right, I'm on the case now.
My biological clock is ticking...
- He'll ask about his daddy. - I want James to be the daddy.
- Nothing's wrong. - Louie, something's wrong.
Beth only gained 21 pounds. She jogged three miles a day.
Crying, I can handle that.
Mikey?
...a month. But I get to accumulate air time.
He said, "Don't hit girls, even if they're asking for it."
- He does not. He looks perfect. - You don't look so hot yourself.
No problem, I can do this. I can drive.
Let's walk.
- It's Mikey. - He's asleep.
Esther... I'd like you to meet my grandson.
What Candy!? The Bastards Stole My Candy!
- Can you say black coffee? - No.
Move it!
- I think you're going to enjoy it. - I'm sure I will.
Mommy and her baby...
He doesn't have a scratch on him.
Let's get your face cleaned up. You want to look good for her.
Could be peaches Could be lunch meat
- Are you doing your Lamaze? - Look out!
I'll give you your first lesson. Put your hand on my stick.
I was studying to pass a CPA exam, -
I want to report a missing baby.
Let me try that.