Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I used to have curls at the end.

It's okay, Mikey. Mommy's here.

Let me see those things. There we go. How does that feel?

I think your bookkeeper paid for the flatware twice.

Every time I take you someplace, people are crazy about you.

I know this alley like the back of my hand.

Get familiar with the stick.

Tell him not to touch my teeth.

Welcome, gramps.

- What can I do for you? - Albert is expecting me.

- I don't remember your baby. - It's a friend of mine's.

- Stomach flu. It's going around. - Nobody has the stomach flu.

Are you a doctor? Come on.

I go up to a company receptionist.

What are you going to tell people?

- I'm sorry, I really do want this. - I do, too.

Dig in, you kids. Here we go.

I'll go to summer school if you make the pain stop.

This is the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me... so far.

Stupid jerk! My kid will probably be brain damaged because of you.

Hold onto my hand. Bear down, that's what they say in the hospital.

I wouldn't be driving this cab if I made more instructing.

- not into drugs, not a deadbeat, but not a workaholic.

Bye-bye. See you. Mikey, high-five.

- And cute. - Cute is of no importance.

When I found out I was pregnant, I decided to make out a will.

Ugh. Too much fruit.

- We'll get little Armani diapers. - It will be a great kid.

Perfect! I'll just hitch a ride with the fruit cups.

It's the most excruciating thing you can have, next to giving birth.

You'd better call her. I'm going to be late.

I could have you arrested. Screwing with the mail is a federal offence.

What do you teach? Taxi driver's ed?

Someday you'll have children.

I went out of my way to bring you back your purse.

- I broke up with George. - Who?

I asked for no dressing, this is covered with slop.

So I went in for the ultrasound and they checked it out.

- There's no frozen pop. - There's no husband.

God, you idiot!

Uh. Too much fruit.

Every time I say the word divorce, she loses five pounds.

- Hi, honey. - Mikey, this is your sister Julie.

See that? That's my cab.

- What? - Do you love him?

Stealing mail is, not screwing with it.

Ooof. Too much fruit.

Get on my knee.

- Water break? - Half an hour ago.

It's all right. It's just milk, it won't stain.

- It's like great sex, isn't it? - I personally wouldn't remember.

You're my first date since my baby was born.

You should look through that thing. You've still got your diaphragm.

- Mollie, could I talk to you? - Hold just a minute, please.

- I'm just watching the game here. - Yeah, I've got money on this game.

James loves you. Mikey, do you love James?

Well... Iet's see how far along we are.

You've been such an asshole, I'd have to torture you.

- Hold it. Okay. - Get down, Mikey.

- Do you have a picture of Mickey? - Mikey!

- What do you want? - Mollie helped us get this place.

You're one year old and my best friend in the world.