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That's the worst penis I've ever seen in my life.
And I talked to him on the phone. He said that I could come by.
Yeah, no. I'm out.
And it tells me that everything is fine up there.
My nipples are darker than Barack Obama.
...slight big-fat-ginger-uglyitis.
That is disgusting.
...before it kills you quite slowly and painfully.
How about that? Yeah, that's all right.
He's with a patient.
She goes, "Oh, my God, sir. Are you okay? What happened?"
Ever hold a piss so long it turns into a shit?
The thing is, I need you to come back in to do some more tests.
Just piss smell.
Anyway, thanks a lot, folks. Good night.
No, no. No way.
Why can't you just give somebody else a try?
I know most of you guys here voted for Obama...
How can--? That is really bad.
Okay.
Indian giver is one of the most offensive things you could ever--
Don't worry, the cancer is gonna kill the AIDS...
And we pick her up there, and she's just freaking out at New York.
Honestly, is that not the ugliest penis you've ever seen in your life?
Nothing.
What? This is serious. What's wrong with you?