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Jesus. Listen.
You think I'm kidding? Those aren't Irish guys making your falafel.
And that's what I'm like when I have sex. I go, uhhh.
You do have cancer, though, loads of it, in your scrotum.
Hello?
They're at my place. Babysitter.
Like, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery.
Oh. Come on through. It's fine, Priscilla.
I have two tables, all black people, so I know I'm not making no tips.
There's never gonna be another year of my life...
You told me to come by, remember? Do I know you?
Because now, also, I'm 42, so I'm getting-- I'm get-- I'm really on the decline.
Okay, all right. Okay, I'll be as gentle as I can.
I guess. Oh, my God."
And again, me and my friend were just like, meh.
It's just this dude with garbage all over him.
And that's gonna kill you as well.
Then shut up, asshole.
I can't believe you're a doctor.
...and something like this in the middle? The Nazi thing? That all you got?
That is the worst penis probably in the world.
So how are the kids? Good.