Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You think I'm kidding? Those aren't Irish guys making your falafel.

So how are the kids? Good.

I can't believe you're a doctor.

It's just this dude with garbage all over him.

Oh. Come on through. It's fine, Priscilla.

Okay, all right. Okay, I'll be as gentle as I can.

Like, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery.

I have two tables, all black people, so I know I'm not making no tips.

Then shut up, asshole.

That is the worst penis probably in the world.

There's never gonna be another year of my life...

They're at my place. Babysitter.

And again, me and my friend were just like, meh.

You do have cancer, though, loads of it, in your scrotum.

I guess. Oh, my God."

And that's gonna kill you as well.

Because now, also, I'm 42, so I'm getting-- I'm get-- I'm really on the decline.

And that's what I'm like when I have sex. I go, uhhh.

...and something like this in the middle? The Nazi thing? That all you got?

You told me to come by, remember? Do I know you?