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Because it's a bullshit sham, that's why.
When Bush was in office, every time you put on the news...
You Republicans are babies. You've had your way for eight years.
Okay.
Poor prick. Skinny, no hair. How are you?
Man, that's not funny. Oh, God, how are you?
...I don't know, I'd just rather have a burger and hit the sack.
You silly country girl."
...and so we picked her up at Port Authority Bus Station.
Yeah, we started counseling...
Well, your blood work shows that you may have...
This could save your life. Okay, all right.
...just human-neglect clumps of hair.
...that replaced the horrible old squidgy bollocks that were there.
There's no way it's supposed to go in and out.
Got blindsided by a Model T. I heard he got stepped on by a dinosaur.
I'm not even taking a real knee now. That's how little I give a shit about the guy.
It's serious.
...at the Port Authority, that smelly hole of a place.