Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Louis C.K.
All right. You too. Bye.
Oh, dear. Okay.
And we were like, "Hey, can we have everything?"
Could you stop? I'm worried. I don't know what's up with me.
We're gonna name that after you. You guys are dicks."
...what I'm like...
I am not racist. Screw you.
It's cancer, from her vagina up to her eyeballs.
That's a true story.
I'm still going with AIDS, but let's do some blood work and find out.
...and have white columns with an eagle, maybe red banners with a white circle...
Get the **** off me. You cut my hand.
You can't just sit in here if you don't have an appointment.
...who lives in New York also, and we went to pick up his cousin.
Country's going to shit.
Jesus. That is--
Miss your wife?
I guess this is where the letter C comes for her dialysis.
This is the worst thing that's happened to me, seeing that.