Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, if it's like you say it is and it's your turn...

Yeah, and I think I saw the bartender spit into it and wipe up some AIDS vomit.

"He said"? The doctor doesn't make appointments.

Oh, yeah. Over-- What the **** is wrong with you?

No, I mean, are you being seriously that racist?

Sure you feel like shit and not diarrhea? Because you look like diarrhea.

Why can't you just let me wait--? - Just keep up that regime.

My name's Louie C.K., and he said to be here around 2.

Um.... Look, I got back your blood work.

That's what-- That's how much....

She's like, "Why, is he okay?" "No, he needs you desperately.

I pulled a muscle in my neck...

Mother-- Come on. Come on, guys, break it up.

...because our feeling is that they gave us America, and then they--

Looks like you've been getting a dog to suck it off, but it chewed it...

I look over at Andi, she's grinning.

Let's take a look at you.

Hey, what's up, man? Yeah, yeah. How are you?

I'm sorry. Can you stop having this conversation?

Because what it's meant to be is that someone gave you something...

That's about it. Jesus Christ, Nick.

I never got a tip from a black person, not once.

That didn't happen when I was in high school.

I've seen my best years.

And she's like, "Dude, you're limiting my enjoyment by a lot."

It shows that you got the AIDS from raping a little blind boy.

Are you nuts? Niggas don't tip. Everyone knows that.