Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU WON'T NOTICE ME AT ALL -- CHURCH MOUSE, BUDDY.
WHAT?
IT'S GOT A ROOF, RIGHT?
BUT... NO, NO BUTs. YOU GOT A GOOD STYLE.
THEN YOU WON'T BE INVITED.
SAY HELLO, EAT A CHEESE PUFF,
THIS IS NOT TINY.
HE'S BEEN THROWING SEX DAGGERS OUT HIS EYES AT ME ALL WEEK.
WHO STOLE THEM FROM THE QUEEN.
DO YOU WANT SOME WINE? YES, PLEASE.
THAT'S BECAUSE IT LOOKED BAD.
LOOK, I AM REALLY SORRY YOU HAD A FIGHT,
IT'S BEAUTIFUL -- WHITE.
NO GIRLS -- ALL BOYS AND ME.
OH, OF COURSE YOU KNOW.
YOU CAME TO ME STARVING, AND I GAVE YOU FRIES.
WE'RE HAVING DRINKS IN THE POOL HOUSE. YEP.
YOU CAN HAVE YOUR DRINKS AND YOUR APPETIZERS.
WHAT CAN I GET YOU? HMM. NOTHING LOOKS GOOD.
SURE. WHY NOT?
THAT GUY OVER THERE IS STARING AT ME.
SHE WENT ON AND ON ABOUT BURNING IN HELLFIRE
I'VE SEEN HOW MUCH YOU ENJOY LIVING SO CLOSE TO YOURS.
Boy: OH, YEAH!
IT IS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU WANT TO BE A LAWYER.
AND SOMETHING GRAY.
IT'S A LITTLE DUSTY, BUT ALMOST FOOLPROOF.
COME ON, ACE.
AND THEIR SON KIP.
DO YOU LIKE IT?
BUT COULD YOU MAKE IT AT 6:00 INSTEAD?
OKAY, THAT'S IT. BACK TO THE POOL HOUSE, MEN.
IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
HE WAS JUST -- HE WAS TRYING TO UPSTAGE ME.
IF YOU WANT, I CAN HELP YOU.
WELL, THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME.
YOU CANNOT PUT THOSE FLYERS IN HERE.
OR STEAK ON A STICK.
Kip: WILLIAM AND HARRY ARE GOOD GUYS, DECENT HORSEMEN --
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD.
ME? I'M ALMOST 20.
NO, THEY'RE JUST -- OH, NO, WHAT TIME IS IT?
YOU SURE?
LIZ, WHAT ARE YOU -- [ DOOR SLAMS CLOSED ]
YOU LOOK CORNERED. I WAS.
DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY GRACE?
NO, I GOT IT.
IF YOU CAN'T GET THERE,
STICK WITH ME, KID,
UH-HUH. HOW DO I LOOK?
I USED TO THINK IT WAS KELSEY GRAMMER.
DOESN'T SHE?
I NEED TO TALK TO MY GRANDPARENTS.
OFF THE NE'ER-DO-WELL BROTHER OF THE KING,
AND FEED THEM YOUR INNARDS FOR ETERNITY!
I just wanted to touch base with you
I WASN'T DONE READING IT YET.
OKAY, COOL. YOU'RE JAZZED.
I WILL MAKE ANOTHER ROUND AND END UP AT THE BAR.
TOTALLY SERIOUSLY.
SCREAMING AT ME ON THE STREET.
I MEAN, THE WAY YOU KEEP THAT MOUNTIE HAT
WAIT -- MY GRANDMOTHER?
DID YOU AT LEAST HAVE AN INSPECTOR LOOK AT THIS PLACE?
YOU DON'T WANT TO LIVE HERE. YES, I DO.
RORY WILL CHOOSE HER OWN PATH IN LIFE,
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DEAL.
I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING!
HE WAS REALLY INTO LASAGNA FOR A WHILE, GOT OBSESSED,
YOU'RE KIDDING.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAND OUT ALL THOSE RELIGIOUS FLYERS SHE GIVES YOU.
I LOVE THIS DRESS -- VERY ELEGANT.
I'M OUTIE. I GOT IT.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CRAP, ALSO!
LORELAI, IT WAS GREAT SEEING YOU AGAIN.
THAT THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
THAT'S FOR SAFETY, MOM,
AND, SUDDENLY, YOU'RE CATHERINE ZETA-JONES.
OH, WOW. DINER LOVE.
LOOK. MMM. WOW.
SHE TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR HANDS ON LANE.
WE NEED TO MAKE THE ROUNDS. YOU TWO CAN TALK MORE LATER.