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* IF YOU NEED
JUST KEEP IT FROM STICKING.
TO THE WOMAN AT TABLE 4.
WELL, I'VE JUST NEVER FOUND A PROPER OCCASION.
I CAN'T DO THIS CRAZY, SCARY, SHORT CHICK
* IF YOU NEED
COMING OUT OF A 5.5 LITER, 24-VALVE V-8?
IT'S ON A CORNER. IT'S GOT ROOM FOR A POOL.
I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING AUCTIONED OFF.
THANK YOU FOR NOT BEING RELATED TO ME.
WELL, THAT'S A SURPRISE, ISN'T IT, LORELAI?
THAT'S RIGHT, BUDDY.
THAT ONLY A FREAKING DOG CAN HEAR,
THAT TAYLOR THROWS IN WITH THE PAYCHECK.
YES, YOU WILL.
AND I PROMISE YOU THERE WON'T BE ANY CHICKEN...
MRS. CHO THINKS SHE LOST HER FAITH.
WELL, WE'RE HERE NOW, RIGHT?
JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE, HERE IN THE CORNER, VERY QUIET.
LAMB-AND-ARTICHOKE STEW, PENNE WITH PESTO AND POTATOES,
IT WAS DELICIOUS AND INTERACTIVE.
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU WHEN YOU ASKED FOR THE BEER!
OH, IT WAS NOT.
DON'T COME IN.
EMILY, I NOTICED THE BARTENDERS WEREN'T PLANNING
FINE, GRANDPA, AND YOU?
WHAT STORY?
THEN WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?
OH, I CANNOT.
I HAVE TROUBLE LIFTING MY TOOTHBRUSH.
We are in escrow!
WE'RE WONDERFUL. THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
I HEAR ENGLISH IN THE BACKGROUND.
YOU'RE HOME -- GOOD.
I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR IT.
HE'S PRACTICALLY LICKING HIS LIPS.
GRANDMA'S MEAN.
A HELL OF A PLAYER --
MY MOTHER KEPT GETTING NUMBERS FOR FAT FARMS FROM HER FRIENDS.
EMILY AND RICHARD GILMORE -- OH, COME ON.
STOP -- YOU'RE GONNA LIKE LIVING SO CLOSE TO YOUR FAMILY.
I LIKE EVERYTHING THAT YOU WRITE.
I'M ASSUMING YOU GUYS HAD A FIGHT.
YEAH, JUST CRUISED IN.
WELL, I'M FIT AS A FIDDLE. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
BUT I'M EXOTIC.
I'M SO TELLING DR. PHIL ON YOU.
I WOULDN'T BRING THE FRIES INTO THE HOUSE --
THE ALUMNI LIKE TO MEET THE NEW GENERATION OF ELIS,
[ CHUCKLES ]
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE TOLD ME NOT TO GET MARRIED?
I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
WELL, WHEN YOU'RE DATING AN IVY LEAGUE GIRL,
WHAT?
And if they haven't trimmed the trees yet,
OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
SHE DOESN'T KNOW EVERYTHING, ZACH.
THE WAY SHE TALKED TO ME!
[ SIGHS ]
I CANNOT DEAL WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
MRS. KIM WENT TO GIVE IT BACK.
BECAUSE THERE'S A LITTLE MACHINE IN THE TELEVISION SET
NOW I HAVE TO START ALL OVER!
IF YOU'RE BOTH THAT HUNGRY, YOU MUST WANT MORE.
OH. THAT'S OKAY.
IF SOMEONE NEEDS THAT MUCH ROOM TO GET AROUND A CHAIR,
BUT YOU'RE MARRIED NOW.
SO, YOU AND MY BROTHER, HUH?