Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WHY ARE YOU ASKING HIM IF HE WANTS SOMETHING TO EAT?
I DID LIKE IT.
OKAY, SEE, IF YOU KEEP MAKING MOUNTIE-HAT JOKES,
LIKE THE OLD DAYS.
* SINGING FILLS THE AIR
SOUNDS SERIOUS.
WELL, HELLO, LORELAI. HOW ARE YOU?
YEP. THEY ARE MY FAMILY.
I CANNOT LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW.
AH, THE CAMPBELL BOY IS HERE.
RORY'S GOING TO BE A JOURNALIST --
YES, THAT'S IT.
HOW ABOUT I COME BY AFTER? I CAN STAY THE NIGHT.
HELLO.
TIME FOR A CHANGE OF VENUE.
FROM HER CROCHET FOR CHRIST GROUP WITH HER SISTER.
CHIP PIECES?
YOUR GRANDFATHER IS HERE, ALSO.
I GOT THE PAPERWORK TO PROVE IT.
[ MUFFLED SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
THE PARTY WAS NOT FOR RORY. IT WAS FOR OUR YALE ALUMNI.
SHE HASN'T HAD ENOUGH CHAMPAGNE, LOGAN.
DEAN TREADWELL JUST CAME IN.
COLIN, MAKE SURE YOU REFILL THAT BOTTLE WITH SOMETHING.
ROSEMARY.
YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME --
YES, EXACTLY -- THEM -- BOTH OF THEM, TOGETHER.
OKAY, WELL, LET'S SAY YOU GO WITH THE SL55.
THE PARTY WAS SO BORING, SO WE...
I CAN. I HAVE POWERS.
GIVE THOSE WINDSOR BOYS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY.
[ CELLULAR PHONE RINGING ]
[ CELLULAR PHONE RINGING ]
YOU'RE GOING TO EVENTUALLY BELIEVE
THAT WILL TELL HER WHAT I WATCH.
AHH!
SO, I GET HERE, AND GRANDMA IMMEDIATELY WHISKED ME UPSTAIRS,
YOU DO NOT LIKE QUIET. T.J. DOES NOT LIKE QUIET.
* A-LA LA LA LA LA
WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE HER DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR HAIR?
I DON'T WANT YOU DUCKING OUT OF YOUR PARTY EARLY
LOGAN KIND OF SEEMS -- CUTE?
OKAY, THIS IS ENOUGH!
OR, AT LEAST, I WOULD BE IF I HAD ANY PROOF
OKAY, I'M GONNA COOK YOU THE MOST AMAZING MEAL OF YOUR LIFE.
T.J.!
MY TANTRUMS?!
* AAHH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH
THEY WERE ON THE SPEAKERPHONE TOGETHER,
COMING?
THROW IN THE COFFEE, BUDDY. WE'RE CELEBRATING.
THE FACE COMES WITH THE PACKAGE.
SERIOUSLY, JUST ONE MINUTE?
BUT THEY ARE A GATEWAY FOOD.
I KNOW WHO TOLD HER.
WHO WILL REPRESENT THE NEW PHASE IN HER LIFE.
You told me what?
BUT YOU'RE THINKING BIG, AND I RESPECT THAT.
MAYBE I SHOULD LET MY BOYFRIEND HELP ME CHOOSE.
WHAT'S GOING ON FRIDAY?
YOU'RE STILL PICTURING ME IN A MOUNTIE HAT, AREN'T YOU?
TOMATOES STUFFED WITH BREADCRUMBS AND GOAT CHEESE,
WELCOME TO AMERICA.
GOT YOU.
SO AS TO AFFORD ME THE 80% EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT
HEY.
SO, SHE CANNOT KNOW?
GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
OKAY, WELL...
THIS DRESS IS DIVINE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
ALL RIGHT, RORY, SINCE I SEE THAT YOU ARE IN CAPABLE HANDS,
DAUGHTERS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT.
WHAT IS THIS? FRIES.
* ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
I SMELL MEAT. IS THAT MEAT?
YEAH, 'CAUSE SHE WAS REALLY MAD.
IT'S FINE. DEAN IS PICKING ME UP AT 8:30.
WHILE YOU'RE WAITING FOR MY MOTHER TO GET HOME?
SEEING AS I'M SO GOOD AT IT.
OH, GEE, WELL, HOW CONVENIENT.
WELL, I'M GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE.
NOT JUST A FIGHT -- A WHAMMO MONSTER OF A FIGHT.
I PROMISE, IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
YOU LIKE THAT -- ON THE HOUSE?
DON'T TELL HER HOW MUCH YOU PAID FOR YOUR HOUSE.
RICHARD, COULD YOU? I HAVE IT ALL UNDER CONTROL.
WHO IS SHE TALKING TO? HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT DINNER?
TERRIBLE BRIDGE PLAYERS.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
RIGHT ABOUT NOW,
OH, RORY, BUNNY AND NAPOLEON BARNES
WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO EAT, T.J.?
BUT THE POSITIVE IMAGERY STOPS THERE.