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THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD TALK LATER.
I WALKED INTO THIS PLACE AND JUST FELT IT.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SHE FOUND OUT.
YOU ARE SO NAIVE.
YOU, TOO.
OH, MY GOSH. THIS IS GOOD.
NOTHING SPECIFIC, THOUGH?
APPARENTLY, WE'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.
IT'S CRYING TIME.
THEY GO TO YALE WITH ME, AND THEY KNOW MY GRANDPARENTS.
OH, THERE'S TOO MUCH BLUE.
YEAH, RIGHT.
[ GASPS ] I HAVE A WONDERFUL IDEA.
WE NEED TO TALK.
WITHOUT ME FINDING OUT?!
HEY, DON'T YOU WANT TO GET TOGETHER WITH ME?
OLGA, GOOD TIMING. THE GIRLS ARE FAMISHED.
AND I'M WILLING TO PASS ALL MY KNOWLEDGE ON TO YOU.
YOU'RE TELLING ME? I'M IN ESCROW.
LOOK, AT LEAST GO AFTERMARKET ON ITS ASS.
YOU'RE FULL. NO.
MEANING THAT IF, BY SOME CHANCE, YOUR MEAL WINDS UP SUCKING,
What?
I KNOW. WE BOUGHT THE FIRST HOME WE SAW.
YOU GO TRY TO CALM HIM DOWN,
OKAY, HOLD ON. GO STIR THE SAUCE.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YES, YOU TOLD HER,
TO CHOOSE SOMEONE TONIGHT, SO...
HOW ARE YOU? HOW'S T.J.?
WELL, I WAS JUST NOTICING
SO I TOLD HIM TO CALL ME TONIGHT.
WHICH MEANS SHE DOESN'T NEED ANOTHER ONE.
DID SHE FINALLY MEET SOMEONE AT YALE? I DON'T KNOW.
WHERE? HERE -- OUT FRONT.
THIS IS A MAIN COURSE
AND I GET TWO EXHAUSTED, EMPTY SHELLS.
PERFECT. DO YOU LIKE IT?
AND THIS IS NOT COOL -- THIS IS NOT ROCK 'N' ROLL.
NO, SHE'S AT MRS. CHO'S HOUSE.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY WOULD SHE --
WHY NOT? 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T.
IN CASE SOMEONE FORCES HER TO EAT FIVE CHICKENS,
WE WANT MORE FOR HER, PERIOD.
I just wanted to touch base with you
SHE IS NOT GOING TO BE WITH THAT BOY FOREVER.
A WORLD I FOUGHT LONG AND HARD TO FIGURE OUT,
HE JUST NEEDS A MINUTE.
YOUR GRANDFATHER BOUGHT ME THESE EARRINGS
HELLO, LORELAI. WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU?
AND HOW WOULD SHE KNOW?
YOU ARE RUINING THEIR EVENING.
AND SHE CAN'T TELL HOW MANY TIMES YOU'VE OPENED YOUR BIBLE
IT'S NOT COOKING -- IT'S STIRRING.
WELL, IT'S PROBABLY THE CROWN.
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
Woman: Hello?
DOES SHE HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND?
ABOUT THIS LITTLE PARTY YOU THREW FOR RORY TONIGHT.
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD
THEY'RE NOT FOR SALE. THEY'VE ALL BEEN SOLD.
OKAY, I'M GOING OVER TO MY GRANDPARENTS' AT 6:00.
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T.J., ALL RIGHT.
REALLY? WHY, I HADN'T NOTICED.
YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? I'M CRUSHED.
Or else.
WELL, WHEN I WAS 4.
WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO SEE EACH OTHER MUCH LATELY.
THEY KNOW YOU'RE WITH DEAN, 'CAUSE YOU TOLD THEM.
LITTLE SKEWERS. LITTLE, TINY SKEWERS.
FLAXSEED MUFFIN AT NIGHT.
SPENDS ALL HIS TIME EXPLAINING TO US
HE WAS TRYING TO MAKE HIS PART OF THE EVENING THE FUN PART.
AND THERE'S NOTHING EITHER ONE OF YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
OH, SO I GUESS ALL THAT "WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS"
FINN.
I STUDY. AND THEN?
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OKAY, HEY, LOOK AT THE TABLE AND THE CANDLES, OKAY?
YES, VERY BEAUTIFUL.