Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SO IS THE ASIAN BIRD FLU.

THE ONE ABOUT THE LIFE AND DEATH BRIGADE.

WELL, THIS SHINDIG'S AN OBVIOUS MEAT MARKET.

OKAY, LIZ, YOU DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE YET.

I GOT IT. IT'S DONE.

NO, IT'S FINE ON ITS OWN, REALLY.

OKAY, THEN, IT'S SETTLED. 8:30, OUT FRONT --

WE ARE GOING TO MAKE SURE SHE HAS THE LIFE SHE DESERVES.

I KNOW. YOU KNOW?

WONDERFUL. YOUR GRANDMOTHER AND I ARE THRILLED.

YOU ARE THE PERFECT MAN.

AND THEN YOU COULD TAKE ME SHOPPING ON SATURDAY.

I'M JUST GLAD I GOT TO HEAR IT FROM YOU

LET'S SEE HERE.

B-BUT YOU JUST STARTED LOOKING.

IT'S ALARM-READY,

THEY SAID, "WOMEN MAKE YOU CRAZY --

YOU DIRTY, FILTHY DEVIL BOY! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!

AND PRESET STATION NUMBERS ARE THERE FOR A REASON!

MY GRANDPARENTS ARE HAVING A PARTY.

WITH OUR COCKTAILS TONIGHT.

EVER SINCE WORD LEAKED OUT ABOUT ME AND ASHER,

YOU'D THINK I TOOK A SHOT AT THE POPE

THANK YOU, RICHARD.

WELL, STEP ON OUT AGAIN, BECAUSE THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

SHE MADE THE FOOD WITH FLAXSEED.

LIKE I HAD TO DO AGES 6 THROUGH 14.

I KNEW I SMELLED SOMETHING. YOU'RE BARBECUING.

OPENS OUT ONTO THE MASSIVE ELM,

IT'S GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL EVENING.

[ SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]

YOU BUY IT, THEN YOU READ.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

YOUR FATHER'S PAYING THE CATERERS.

COFFEE ON THE HOUSE --

AND IT'S GOT THREE BEDROOMS IF YOU BUILD ON TWO.

WHAT AM I DOING HERE, RORY?

YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY ROYAL.

IF YOU HADN'T, SHE WOULD HAVE NOTICED HOW LATE I AM,

HAVE YOU BEEN PILFERING SILVERWARE FROM THE DINER?

IT'S VERY, VERY BAD, AND WE'RE BAD FOR DOING IT.

I'VE GOT SHOES ON! YOU'VE GOT MY SHOES ON!

MAN, SOMETHING SMELLS CRAZY GOOD IN HERE.

WELL, I WILL HAVE TO PAY MORE ATTENTION

YOU'VE TAKEN TWO BITES. TWO REALLY BIG BITES.

I MIGHT NOT EVEN NOTICE.

BUT IT IS A FEATURE PIECE,

OH, HEY, GRANDMA.

FRIDAY NIGHT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA ARE HAVING A PARTY

LORELAI, I AM TIRED,

THERE'S SOME GREAT PLACES FOR SALE AROUND HERE.

NOTHING. I SIT QUIETLY.

BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

WHY SHOULD I? 'CAUSE SHE'S HER.

THIS IS AS CLOSE AS YOU'RE GONNA GET

AND SWIMMING IN SATAN'S SLUDGE AND HELLDOGS EATING ME,

* AAHH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH

YOU MIGHT NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE THE TABLE.

WHICH MEANS THAT THEY WERE IN THE SAME ROOM

THAT'S RIGHT, AND WHEN SHE'S READY TO MOVE ON,

DO YOU THINK I PAINTED THE PICTURE INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH?

SOME "LITTLE RASCALS" HUMOR THERE FOR YOU.

WHICH WAS THIS WHITE HOUSE WAS FOR US.

THAT ARE WILLING TO SELL MY JEWELRY ON CONSIGNMENT,

OH, HE MAKES THE MOST AMAZING GUMBO.

THAT THERE'S AN ACTUAL MOUNTIE HAT.

AND I KNOW IT, SO LET'S JUST KNOW IT TOGETHER.

ARE YOU LISTENING?

WE'LL SEE WHAT SORT OF PENSION PLAN THE COMPANY HAS.

TO THE WARM AND FUZZY.

AND I MUST SAY, YOUR GRANDMOTHER HAS EXCELLENT FOOD.

WELL, MAYBE THEY'RE NOT FIGHTING.

WELL, YES, IT'S BEAUTIFUL, BUT --

YOU GO GET HER OUT OF THERE.

OH, HI, KIP. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.