Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OUR OWN ARISTOTLE ONASSIS

THE PARTY IS VERY NICE, GRANDMA.

BECAUSE I TAUGHT HER TO LEAVE HER CELLPHONE ON AT THE TABLE?

I WAS VERY SKILLFULLY COVERING FOR YOU --

BUT IT IS NOT TOO LATE FOR RORY.

THE MAN AT TABLE 3 WANTS TO SEND AN ORANGE JUICE

HE'S A HECK OF A HUMANITARIAN, THAT TAYLOR.

ALL RIGHT, FINE. [ SIGHS ]

T.J. AND I ARE THINKING ABOUT BUYING A WINTER PLACE --

NO, I WON'T. [ SNIFFLES ]

'CAUSE THE OLD YOU IS SO LAST SEASON.

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK OF ME.

T.J., WE'VE GOT PLENTY.

AND I'D LIKE A HOUSE WITH A FENCE AND A LAWN.

YOU CAN'T RUIN IT.

THERE'S A FALSE BACK.

ME TOO. WE SHOULD FORM A CLUB.

WELL, THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.

TO THE GUEST LIST NEXT TIME, WON'T I, RICHARD?

OKAY, SO, LESSON ONE

YIPPEE. I'LL DEAL WITH IT.

BECAUSE I TRIED TO BE OBJECTIVE TO A CERTAIN EXTENT,

HAVE YOU EVER WORN A TIARA?

* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO

NO, I AM NOT. I'M JUST SITTING HERE.

NOW, OBVIOUSLY, IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU,

I'LL TELL YOU THIS WEEKEND.

AND THE TEACHING FELLOW WHO RUNS OUR GROUP

THEY'RE DOING NOBODY ANY GOOD JUST SITTING IN A BOX.

SEE THE MAN WHO'S WON YOUR HEART, MAKE SURE HE'S GOOD ENOUGH.

ROASTED GARLIC WITH ROSEMARY FOCACCIA,

SO, WHO'S IT GONNA BE?

BECAUSE DRINKING IS BAD --

GOING ON A YEAR AND A HALF.

STOP MAKING THE MOUNTIE JOKES, AND YOU'RE ON.

I'M A TOTAL BACKSEAT, GET-IN-THE-CLOSET,

JUST BE HAPPY, OKAY?

Lorelai: For what?

SO, YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK.

MAN, I HATE THESE PARTIES.

JUST FOR KICKS. COME ON, I'LL TAKE YOU UP.

NO, I TOOK YOU IN.

DEAN -- DO YOU REMEMBER DEAN?

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

YOU AND MELROSE LARRY GREEN.

THEY CALLED ME TOGETHER.

I HEARD ABOUT IT. KYON TOLD ME.

SHE ALSO CANNOT SMELL FAST FOOD ON YOU,

PLEASE, DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT THIS.

IT'S A LONG FREAKING NAME FOR YOUR BOGUS SYSTEM, BUDDY.

DO RICHARD AND EMILY KNOW ABOUT THIS? YEAH, THEY DO.

WHAT YOU DOING?

LET'S GO, BOYS.

IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S EVER SEEN US TOGETHER, OR --

IS HE HERE? YES. GET HIM OUT, PLEASE.

I'M LATE. I'M SORRY. DON'T BE MAD.

OF COURSE, AND AS SOON AS WE REPLACE IT, IT WON'T LEAK AS MUCH.