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THAT'S TRUE. HE DOES LIKE THAT.

THEN YOU GET THE DINNER PORTION, WHICH CAN LAST SEVERAL HOURS,

NOTHING'S WRITTEN IN STONE YET.

I'M VERY WELL, SIR, AND YOURSELF?

THOSE ARE NOT APPETIZERS -- THOSE ARE SKEWERS.

FINE. I'LL LEAVE.

'CAUSE SHE KNOWS, OKAY? SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING.

ARE YOU ENJOYING THE PARTY?

WELL, I'M SORRY I'M NOT GONNA SEE YOU ON FRIDAY.

AND THEIR SONS.

FOR THEIR YALE ALUMNI FRIENDS.

MY MOTHER PUT YOU UP TO THIS.

EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY. YOU'RE WITH HER?

MAKE SURE YOU TWO TALK LATER.

YOU TAKE THIS AND GO HOME,

GRANDMA, I COULDN'T.

OH, DINNER WAS GREAT.

OKAY, NEVER MIND. I'LL CALL BACK. BYE.

I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT.

BUT MRS. KIM SAYS THE FRIES ARE THE DEVIL'S STARCHY FINGERS.

AND RICOTTA CHEESECAKE

UNLESS THERE'S ICE CREAM ON THE END.

WITH AMARETTO COOKIES TO GO WITH YOUR COFFEE.

IT'S FLAXSEED MUFFIN MONTH.

UH, IS THIS ABOUT THE MAGAZINE?

SHE IS AN INNOCENT GIRL, AND YOU ARE A WILD PIG OF FILTH!

WOW, MY OWN CHEESECAKE?

RORY, OH, LOOK AT YOU.

RORY, WE'D LIKE YOU TO MEET TIANA AND CHASE ANDERSON

THIS MIGHT DO IT.

YOU NEED A WORK LIFE AND A HOME LIFE,

I HADN'T EVEN COME OUT OF THE BEDROOM, AND YOU'D GONE!

YOUR GRANDMOTHER SENT ME OVER HERE.

GRAB A SCREWDRIVER AND JIMMY THE BACK OF MY MOTHER'S CLOSET.

RORY'S TAKEN NONE.

AND THEN YOU WALTZ BACK IN AND JUST TELL HER?

BUT NOT THAT MANY GIRLS.

ON OUR FIRST TRIP TO DENMARK.

I WILL TAKE CARE OF THE HELLHOUNDS, TOO.

I'M HANGING UP. Well, me too.

I CAN'T BREATHE.

THERE WERE A FEW TOO MANY SIMILES IN IT FOR MY TASTE,

MMM, MY GOD, THIS SMELLS GOOD.

I'M GETTING CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME.

I'M REALLY, REALLY LOST RIGHT NOW.

I DIDN'T HEAR YOU WHEN YOU ASKED FOR THE BEER!

THE BOY WHO MADE YOU THE CAR? YEP.

IT'S BEEN GOOD TO SEE YOU, RICHARD.

WE'LL DISCUSS IT WHEN I GET HOME. OKAY, BYE.

WHY'D YOU TELL MY MOTHER ABOUT DEAN?

ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.

PERFECTLY BALANCED THE ENTIRE TIME WE'RE --

DO YOUR ALUMNI FRIENDS HAVE ANY DAUGHTERS?

OH. [ LAUGHING ]

I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO RICHARD AND EMILY GILMORE.

MADE HUNDREDS OF LASAGNAS TRYING TO FIND THE PERFECT RECIPE --

Rory, they're just manipulating you.

BUT AT LEAST THE BAR IS STOCKED,

WHAT ABOUT THE HELLHOUNDS?

WILL YOU TWO JUST GO DOWNSTAIRS AND TALK, PLEASE?

They played you, kid.

HE WORE AN APRON.

IT NEEDS EARRINGS. I AGREE.

THERE ARE 12 WAYS OUT OF THAT HOUSE

WELL, I THOUGHT WE MIGHT LIKE SOME APPETIZERS

SHE'S ALREADY MET HIM. GRANDPA'S ALREADY MET HIM.

YES, BUT IT'S WRONG.

I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SERVE APPETIZERS WITH MY DRINKS.

JUST FOR OUR FRIENDS WITH GIRLS.

SO I WANTED TO HAVE SOME HUMAN SPARK.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

DON'T LET GRANDPA AND HIS CRONIES

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE 30 SECONDS GO LONGER.

MOM, SERIOUSLY, WE ARE STARVING.

YOU KNOW, I'M ACTUALLY HUNGRY.