Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THEY MUST BE VERY EXPENSIVE,

BUT WHAT CONSTITUTES STICKING?

[ CELLULAR PHONE RINGS ]

IS THAT A NEW SHIRT? 'CAUSE I LIKE IT.

SHE SEES EVERYTHING. YOU KNOW THAT.

14 MINUTES TILL MY LUNCH BREAK'S OVER.

THEY SOUNDED SO HAPPY. THEY SOUNDED LIKE THEY USED TO.

ME? BUT I CAN'T COOK.

I CAN'T GO BACK. I'M NOT READY.

THAT YOU CAN CARRY OUT YOUR DIRTY, FILTHY SCHEMES

"OVER EASY" TAKES ON A WHOLE NEW MEANING.

10 MORE MINUTES?

OKAY, SO, WE HAVE TODAY, FOR YOUR DINING PLEASURE,

NOTHING EVER SEEMS QUITE AS BAD

PIZZA, MOVIE POPCORN, DEEP-FRIED SNICKERS BARS...

THE ONE IN THE SANTA-CLAUS RED SWEATER.

[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]

AT THE SAME TIME, TOGETHER.

HEY, DID YOU EVER READ MY STORY?

FELT WHAT? THE VIBE.

LIZ, YOU HAVE BEEN SITTING THERE FOR OVER AN HOUR.

IT'S ME, GRANDMA. I'M SORRY.

HEY, THIS IS THE SAME STUFF FROM THE DINER.

I JUST WANTED TO TOUCH BASE WITH YOU

HE CAN'T STICK TO A SIMPLE AGREEMENT.

YOU TAUGHT HER TO LEAVE HER CELLPHONE ON AT THE TABLE.

IT WAS A TRICK, AND YOU KNOW IT,

HEY, YOU'RE THE WRITER. I CAN'T CRITIQUE THESE THINGS.

SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THEY WERE TOGETHER? Exactly.

OH, HE CALLED ME "MISS."

YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME.

WHAT KIND OF BOGUS SYSTEM IS THAT?

A HAM THAT SURVIVED THE CREAMED-CORN ASSAULT OF 2004,

IF HE HASN'T LEARNED BY NOW, I CERTAINLY CAN'T TEACH HIM.

YOU FEEL OBLIGATED TO GO. IT'S VERY DIFFERENT.

BUT YOU CAN'T, SO GO STAND ON A STREET CORNER,

IT'S GOOD FOR HER TO INTERACT WITH HER PEERS.

LISTEN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT HERE.

ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL?

NOT THAT FAR APART -- NOT THAT FAR APART.

It was a party. IT WAS A MATING RITUAL.

I'M STANDING OUT ON THE STREET IN BROAD DAYLIGHT,

SMILE, MAN, 'CAUSE I'M IN ESCROW.

AND THEIR SON ANDREW.

HE'S A CHILD, A SPOILED 4-YEAR-OLD.

I KNOW. I'M ALMOST DONE.

THAT'S ALL WE WERE TRYING TO DO.

I SHOULD TAKE HIS DUMP TRUCK AWAY

YOU WILL BURN IN THE HELLFIRE FOR THIS!

BUT I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT YOUR EVENING.

YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE IN HERE LIKE THIS.

I MEAN, THIS IS SERIOUSLY GOOD.

YOU'RE NOT EATING. NO, I'M EATING.

I READ THE ARTICLE.

LORELAI, RORY IS IN A NEW PHASE OF HER LIFE NOW,

AS LONG AS HE'S PAYING.

YOU SLEEP WITH ONE OLD GUY,

DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT "ESCROW" MEANS?

IS IT FANCY? WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?

'CAUSE YOU HANG OUT ON THE STREET SO OFTEN, MOM --

YOU THINK PROFESSOR PRADY IS LOOKING AT YOU?

IT WAS REAL FUN. LIKE THE OLD DAYS.

THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU, LORELAI.

SO YOU'RE FREE AS A BIRD.

THIS IS MY GUY.

WOW, FRIDAY NIGHT WITHOUT MY MOTHER.

IS LOGAN THE HEAD OF THE GROUP?

THEY LEAD TO HARDER THINGS --

UM, PAELLA, GUMBO, LASAGNA KING.

YES, OLGA MAKES A MEAN PICKLED HERRING.

REALLY -- NOTHING,

Ah, I'm the lucky girl. OKAY, BYE.

HE SAID THAT 35 MINUTES AGO.

LOGAN HUNTZBERGER. JORDAN CHASE.