Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THAT COULD COME IN HANDY SOMEWHERE DOWN THE ROAD.
THANK YOU. COME ON.
SO, WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?
I WANT MY GRANDDAUGHTER TO LOOK TO ALL OUR GUESTS.
IT'S AIR-CONDITIONER-READY. IT'S LANDSCAPER-READY.
HOW MUCH HE DISAGREES WITH THE PROFESSOR,
SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM.
AND I GOT TO TELL YOU, IT SOUNDED BAD.
Luke: DEAN? RORY'S SEEING DEAN? YOU KNEW THAT.
CHILI FRIES -- EXTRA CHEESE AND ONIONS.
I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT.
AND I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
I DON'T THINK PRADY'S HITTING ON YOU.
AND I'M A LITTLE MYSTIFIED AS TO WHY YOU WOULD DO THAT.
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO COME OVER
PROFESSOR PRADY? Shh! HE'LL HEAR YOU.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE STILL SEEING HIM.
GILMORE, YOUR GRANDFATHER HAS APPALLING TASTE IN SCOTCH.
HOLD ON JUST A MOMENT. JUST LET ME FORMULATE A PLAN.
EXCELLENT TO KNOW.
HELLO? HI. NO, NOW IS FINE.
AND SHE NEEDS TO BE EXPOSED TO DIFFERENT THINGS,
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR, OR DO YOU JUST WANT TO GLOAT?
THAT'S RIGHT.
TO ALL OUR FRIENDS, WOULDN'T WE, EMILY?
NOPE, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS!
AND YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL ON ME TO MY MOTHER.
I KNOW YOU SPEAK ENGLISH.
NOT EVEN ABOUT YOUR CANADIAN MOUNTIE HAT?
ONCE, THE BAREFOOT CONTESSA WAS MAKING A SOUFFLé,
YOU RANG?
I AM IN ESCROW.
T.J.: HOW ABOUT THIS?! HOW ABOUT THIS?!
NO, YES, BUT -- THERE'S A LINE TO GET TO HIM.
PICK ME.PICK ME. PICK ME.PICK ME.
KIP IS CAPTAIN OF THE POLO TEAM.
HE'S BEEN WORKING CRAZY SHIFTS LATELY,
PLUS, THERE'S A FEW STORES AROUND HERE
IF YOU PRAY OVER EVERY SINGLE THING YOU EAT,
I'M SURPRISED YOU EVEN BOTHERED TO READ IT.
OH, THAT MAKES ME FEEL MUCH BETTER. THANK YOU.
WELL, I'M A MULTITASKER.
WHOO-HOO!
'CAUSE "HELLHOUNDS" IS A COOL BAND NAME,
AND, PLUS, WE'D LOVE TO BE ABLE TO SHOW YOU OFF
IS EMILY GILMORE THERE, PLEASE?
AND A CHEAP WAY OF CHEATING ME OUT OF MY DINNER.
YOU GET MORE TIME.
HEY, LANE.
HE'S BEEN SITTING THERE FOR A HALF AN HOUR.
SHE CAN'T?
GRANDMA, THIS IS REALLY NICE, BUT --
I KNOW. I'M FLOORED.
YOU CAN'T ASK PEOPLE QUESTIONS LIKE THAT.
WONDERFUL. ON THE TABLE, PLEASE.
OH, YOU'RE HOME.
YOU'RE PAYING FOR COFFEE FOR THE ENTIRE DINER?
IT'S THE BOGUS SYSTEM CALLED "THIS IS A MAGAZINE STAND,
AND I WAS THAT BLOND CHICK HE WAS MARRIED TO.
WHERE PEOPLE COME TO BUY, NOT HANG OUT AND READ FOR FREE."
IT'S TOO QUIET FOR YOU. I LIKE QUIET.
SO, THAT IS WHAT WE CALL HERE IN AMERICA A BONDING THING.
I GOT THE FEELING YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARE EXPECTING YOU
SHALL WE? OKAY.
YOU WILL SWIM IN THE SLUDGE WITH SATAN'S HELLDOGS
OH, HEY, LORELAI.
LORELAI. WHAT? THAT'S NOT ME.
YOU LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS.
I won't.
YOU REMEMBER THAT. MM-HMM.
Mom, they're giving the party together.
AND THAT KNOWLEDGE IS GIVING ME A REALLY WARM, FUZZY FEELING
THE PLACE IS GREAT.
THESE ARE SOME FRIENDS.
DIFFERENT PEOPLE --
ANDREW WILL BE AT YALE LAW NEXT YEAR.
THAT'S RIGHT -- SHE FELT THE VIBE, AND NOW I'M IN ESCROW.