Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, yeah, actually. I'm a different guy now.

I only came down here 'cause you wouldn't take my call.

Thank you, Miss Robin Scherbatsky,

The tea candles on her dresser,

All you have to do is get up there on the news and do one of these.

- Oh, so I'm stupid? - Oh, God, what's going on?

Come in. All right, get back to me then.

I guess there is no good way.

The following is from the October issue.

and there's no good way to say it.

are, like, six billion-to-one.

Okay, what's going on is you broke my heart

Oh, well, you did the right thing. I'm proud of you.

Beep. Dumped. Click. Done.

What about Natalie?

That's great. So my dog keeps going...

- No, no, no. I didn't mean that. - Okay, so what's the problem?

- What? - Look at me, I'm on TV,

but you really brought your game up to a whole new level.

And her birthday might have been coming up.

Maybe it's time to start forming some second impressions.

First the shirt, now bourbon.

There was a surprise party that night? How come nobody told me?

I am calling her. This is crazy. I haven't talked to her in, like, three years.

I was driving and I hit this hitchhiker.

You dumped a porn star?