Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hold up. There are only two reasons to ever date a girl you've already dated.

Oh, yeah? Up yours, three years ago.

- Today is your birthday? - Yeah.

The sock monkey collection on her bed,

"and your 27 touchdowns will not be forgotten.

But you're awesome.

And, just like that, all those wonderful memories were replaced

but only one of your stories can end that way.

There's no "better" in breaking up. There's only less awful.

But you're awesome,

No, it's okay. I wasn't telling anyone about it.

- "I'm not ready for a commitment." - Oh, that's such a clichÈ.

Why is that such a heart-breaking thing to hear?

I wanna do right by you, and I think the best way for me to do that

Hey, is it cold in here? 'Cause I can kind of see Robin's nickels.

Henry, as New York's oldest hansom-cab driver,

is just to be honest. I'm sorry.

- You wanted to see me, Mr. Adams? - Yes, I did.

I never thought I'd have my story told,

on those bean counters who under-appreciate you

- Booger. - Yes, hello, Barney.