Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, baby, bring it home.
Maybe it was the caffeine,
The sock monkeys,
suddenly passed away on this, the eve of their 100th birthday.
Well, why did you guys break up?
- Nice shirt. - Right? Right?
And, so, for two more hundy-sticks, baby's gonna look in the camera
Not Goonies, Girls.
Mickey Mantle rode in my cab for the fourth time,
People think I can't keep a secret, but I totally can.
Why couldn't you leave that poor girl alone?
- It's ineffable. - I'm not F-able?
That's just things in a diaper.
Oh, my God, there's no way out. I'm gonna have to marry her.
'Cause now you're saying "nipple" and it's $100.
I'm not F-able?
She remembers me.
Okay, in my client's defense,
That one Belle and Sebastian song she always listened to,
Say what you will about the porn industry, they're hard workers.
A clichÈ is a clichÈ for a reason. It's comforting.