Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just, like, super busy right now.

Personally, I'd rather hear the bad news on an answering machine

It doesn't matter. I already told her I am ready for a commitment so...

I know the feeling. Once, when I was 16,

I said "nipple" on the news. That was so unprofessional.

I don't think you're the one for me.

Hey, Ted, you know what always picks me up when I'm down?

to do the mature thing,

I said "nipple" on the news.

For your information, my boss is about to bump me up

Friendship over.

Maybe I should call her. What do you guys think?

Baby's gonna think about it.

Okay, so I didn't want to get a boyfriend-level gift

Okay, okay. Look, look, look, I know you're mad, but

You got beat up by a girl.

Everyone, everyone, if I may direct your attention to the television.

And I suppose you're suddenly ready to get married and settle down?

I have to do this face-to-face. I just... I don't know what I'm gonna say.

That is a terrible way to break up with someone.

Belle and Sebastian, All of it,

It's an honor to tell your story, Henry,

In your past 60 years on the job, what is your most exciting memory?

but back when the stand first opened in 1955,

Give me another chance.

Yeah, and he's gonna sit there, and he's gonna take it like a man.

you just end up flat on your back, flailing around in a big pile of horse crap.

Look, Natalie, there's something I have to say.