Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Other people's misfortune. You missed something so amazing.

You're welcome.

I can trust again.

Oh, wait, wait. There's something I have to say first.

when, in fact, she, like this shirt, is actually a perfect fit?

Oh, so dating you is like winning the lottery?

And this one's big, but so is the cash reward.

The truth? She's not the one.

Oh, search your soul, Robin.

Hey, here's an idea. Why don't you leave a message?

Genius. That's one I owe you.

So that's the upside of hurt, Sometimes it happens for a reason,

- You planned that? - My knee!

You're finally gonna watch Goonies again.

It's not a clichÈ. It's a classic.

again on my birthday!

who I thought was wrong for me at the time,

so I spent a month making adult films.

Good one. Okay, fine.

Thanks. I did just start subscribing to Esquire,

for a girl I was just about to break up with.

I don't get it, man. Natalie's awesome.