Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lily, please! The shirt! I know! It was a mistake.

- So tell her that. - Oh, you can't tell her that. That's horrible.

Step into my web.

Seriously, honey, men are working here.

You must think I have absolutely no self-respect.

Please, can we just have one person in this whole bar who didn't see it?

You do the little fluff pieces at the end of the news.

is there an un-terrible way to break up with somebody? No.

So, tonight, can we just skip the cake?

You really are awesome.

It's really not such a big deal. I mean, it's the odds.

Sure, Metro News 1 pays you jack.

These past three weeks have been great. I should be in love with her,

Breast implants.

Well…it’s ineffable

So I'm not gonna jeopardize my promotion by saying "booger" for 50 bucks.

Ted, have you considered telling her the truth?

What baby really likes is the thrill of pulling one over

A Year Passes So Fast And...... It's Another Happy Birthday For You Suzanne!

This is compliments of those two gentlemen at the bar.

I just wrapped up a live newscast by honking my own boobs.

What about that chick, Jackie?

- Yeah, Ted, hold on to that one. - Yeah.

Is that all you're taking away from this story?

It's the Stairway to Heaven of break-up lines.

"You Look Fat In Those Jeans" You're (?)

I really thought I was doing it the good way this time.

Well, you must have done something. Why did you guys break up?