Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Barney's offered me 50 bucks to say some stupid word on a live news report.
New York loves you. You're a superstar. Bye-bye.
Let's think. Ted's greatest hits.
I know. She's terrific, but I have to break up with her.
I gotta get back to work.
But isn't it nice to know people are watching?
- Did you sleep with her sister? - No.
Of course not.
But the most exciting moment,
Today at work I had not one, not two, but three birthday cakes.
Sorry. Not the issue.
You left me on my birthday!
...and my bathing suit had fallen completely off.
How about, "It's not you. It's me"?
So the next night, I took Natalie out to dinner
ROBIN; Oh, my God, I'm covered in horse crap!
I'm losing interest in your story.
No! I didn't dump her right before her birthday.
No, it's not like that. I'm just...
City Hall? Oh, my God.