Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just assuming.
"Elbert 'Ickey' Woods, the Bengals were fools to cut you in '91.
Old people, babies, monkeys. That's not journalism.
Okay, bye,
It's my birthday, and you're telling me I'm not the one for you?
- Well, I think Natalie deserves better. - Better.
Back when I lived in LA, I was pretty broke,
He wasn't ready for a commitment.
All right, Scherbatsky, new challenge.
- And nothing about the twins story? - Oh, yeah. Great job on that one.
Kids, when you're single, all you're looking for is happily-ever-after,
- What about that girl, Steph? - Steph.
So if you ever come to Alabama,
Please, Natalie, give the guy a chance.
I have to break up with her.
- Did you sleep with her mom? - No.
Natalie! Hey, happy birthday!
What do I care? It's not like anyone's watching anyway, right?
only so you could dump me three weeks later,
No, Marshall. That was beyond my wildest dreams.
It seemed like happily-ever-after wasn't far off,
Are you okay?
They're only tears.
I spent 27 years making up my mind about things, right?
- Who are you calling? - Hi, Marshall, it's Lily.
- on their birthday? - Yeah, dude, e-mail.
Told the truth.