Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I didn't get you anything. - Oh, it's okay.

The movie I saw once and hated,

The rest end with someone getting hurt. This is one of those stories.

Self-respect is overrated.

So next time you're passing City Hall,

No, no, no, no, ineffable. "Ineffable" means it can't be explained.

- Well, did she cry her eyes out? - I don't know.

For $1,000... You heard me.

but this reporter takes pride in...

the city I'll never go back to 'cause it was raining the day I visited.

There is not going to be another challenge. I don't care how much you offer me.

Well, I better run. I have my Krav Maga class in half an hour.

- I have to do the mature thing. - Wanna talk mature?

Natalie! Hey, happy birthday!

It's like you lost the lottery.

Not exactly the point I was trying to make, Marshall.

- And on her birthday! - Lily, come on.

than face the humiliation in person. It's the least painful way you can do it.

How do you not...

Yeah, she's, like, the best girl you've dated in years.

And that's how it ended with Natalie,

Whose bourbon is this?