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I now pronounce you... married.
-Now you can go. -Awesome.
-That's it? -Well, I couldn't think of anything else.
Yeah.
Yes, there's a problem when he finds out the truth and I didn't tell him.
Just aside from my father almost dying, this is the best day of my life.
It's nobody's fault! Stop blaming yourself!
Oh-- OK. We'll be right there.
-I was at his last wedding. -Yeah. OK. OK. OK.
-Excuse me. -Code blue, room 2235.
-No one named Barry. -Barry!
It was family themed dinner. Tonight's like drama night.
I mean, you were sitting there with your lips all pursed over your finger.
Everyone else has been up in there today.
to embrace adventures and create memories together?
- I, uh... - "I, uh... I, uh..."
I don't even know that the Universal Life Church is a real thing.
- Sol's Sol Bergstein. - His Hebrew name is...
because they deeply and truly love each other.
-Gigantic. -So now there's a new secret?
MY LORD .... THAT WEINER
You want me to go in there and lie for you.
- Oh, good Lord. - What happened?
We found some acute blockages in your arteries
And you go home and get something to wear besides that Hawaiian shirt abomination.
-You're the one that-- -No. Shh-shh. Shh.
to land on the kitchen table?
-It's our baby powder. -It's got my name on it.
- Is this about the surgery? - No, it's just a thing.
Oh, Christ.
they become water, so why can't he have water?
Mm.