Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shot her, pickled her, and put her out in the corn patch for a scarecrow.
Well, have a slug of this.
Uh, are they for the greens?
It's cooler there.
It's kind of rough, but it ain't the gift, it's the thought.
I was only funnin' ya when I called you a varmint.
What, Pa?
Oh, no.
I warned you.
Greens out here?
Mortimer speaking.
You gotta watch your health.
Who was that on the telephone?
I gnawed the stump so it looked like a beaver done it.
You mean like a feud?
He's somebody shot through the window of my bedroom.
Oh, no.
I'll spell it for you.
Let's get out of here.
Uh, Mr. Clampett, uh, are you by any chance on welfare?
Get out of my kitchen, you hairy little boomer!